Personnel

Editor-in-Chief

• Barnabas Cuffe

Security Editor

• R. Amorin

Reporters

• A. Fenetre
• Andy Smudgley
• Betty Braithwaite
• Matthew Amerinus
• Michael Carneirus
• Chris Frank
• Tom Frank
• Logan Tomko
• Teddy Jeannette
• Rachael Almeidus
• Elizabeth Limus
• Wiz Winklesteen

Advice Columnists

• Donovan Shaman
• Dr. Jacob Medusa
• Dempster Wiggleswade (for legal problems)
• Grizel Hurtz (for personal problems)
• Helbert Spleen (for medical problems)
• Zamira Gulch (for magical problems)
• Justin Flinch-Fletchey, op-ed columnist

Photographers

• Bozo