Alfred The Goat

New information uncovered by the Bureau of Magical Law Enforcement has determined that Alfred the Goat, author of the popular teen book series Fuck everyone that Mr. the Goat was pushed in front of the 9:15 Express train to Harlem, and did not jump in front of it, as was previously thought. Police are now investigating the identity of the murderer.

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